SUPER 5G CHINESE MEXICAN MOSQUITOES ARE HEADED TO AMERICA!

The World Health Organization (The Who) Has Issued An Official Statement Regarding The Potentially Deadly & Highly Feared New Strain Of Insect Known As The Bang Bang Mosquito.

Head Entomologist & Too Ranking Insect Expert Robert Anachrason Held A Press Conference Earlier Today To Explain The Imminent Danger We’re All Facing

“Were Dealing With A Dangerous Super Type Of Bug!  It Will Not Only Bite You But It Can Also Hack Into Your Bluetooth Download All Your Personal Info & Sell It To A 3rd Party Consumer!  Its Definitely A Man Made Bug”!

But How Can A Bug Be 5G?  Whose Behind This?!

“Like I Stated Before Its A Man Made Bug & All Early Indications Are Suggesting Mexico & China As The Confirmed  Point Of Origin For The Bang Bang Mosquito.

“Theyre A Huge Threat To Cellphone Carriers, Not Only Can They Hack Your Info But In Some Cases They’ve Actually Switched Peoples Carriers , Ordered Them Pizzas, Downloaded Midget Porn, Prank Phone Called Them & Even Going So Far As To Switch Their Car Insurance To Gieco”! 

“Its Already Hitting America & Its Dangerous Because There’s Already Been Reports Of Low Income People In Impoverished Neighborhoods Catching The Mosquitoes, Hacking Them & Using Them To Get Free Cellphone Coverage”.

“I Have To End This Press Conference Now Are There Anymore Questions”?

Abe Finklestein – Yes!  What Neighborhood They Hacking Them Phones At Again?

Asking For A Friend…..

Abe Finklestein

Sports News & Humor