( Unassociated Press ) Phila. Sixers Star Nerlins Noel went to the deep urban hoods of North Phila. and gave away one 3$ t shirt from the Papi store ( a store owned by dominicans) to a lil boy in a wheelchair who humbly replied “damn dog thats all i get? i mean you got millions” To which Nerlins replied “well that’s life kid even though your in a wheelchair you gotta keep on rolling” no pun intended. As the kid cried Nerlins rolled, i mean drove away in his 90’000 custom made Range Rover.
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