DWAYNE WADE’S SON NOW WANTS TO IDENTIFY AS THIS CUTE LIL BIRD!

It Seems The Whole World Has Been Set Ablaze Lately Over The News That Dwayne Wades 12 Yr. Old Son Zion Wants To Identify As A Girl!  But Wait! Just As Our Collective Minds Were Beginning To Deal With It, Lil Zion Pulled Another Switcheroo On Us & Now Claims He Wants To Identify As Foghorn Leghorns Nephew “Eggbert” From The Old Bugs Bunny Cartoons.

I Recently Caught Up With The Wade Family & Lil Zion In My Office & The Back Of The Office Depot, Which Led To This Amazing Interview With Zion!

“I Wanna Identify As Eggbert Cause He’s Smart, Last Week I Wanted To Identify As A Girl & Maybe Next Week I’ll Identify As Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Or Even Lil Boosie”, C’mon Man Im 12″!  Said Zion.

Abe Finklestein – Why Lil Boosie?

Zion – I Don’t Know I’m 12, I Just Hope People Understand & Go Along With It, I Don’t Want People To Hate Me.

Abe Finklestein – Aww Man You’re Living Your Truth, People Don’t Hate You Youngbul

Zion – I’m Not A Bul I’m A Boy!

Finklestein – Ok Young Boy

Zion – I’m Not A Boy I’m A Girl!

Finklestein – Ok Young Girl

Zion – I’m Not A Girl, I’m Eggbert!

Finklestein – Hold Up Let Me Smoke Some Weed & Pop A Couple Of Xanax!

Zion – You Shouldn’t Smoke Weed It Leads To Confusion

Finklestein – Ok Then I’ll Vape it,  But Just Know Despite People’s Opinions They Don’t Hate You Lil Zion & Neither Do I.

Zion – I Honestly Think I Get A Lot Of Flack Cause My Father Is The Greatest Basketball Player Of All Time!

Finklestein – Better Than Jordan, Lebron Or Kobe?

Zion – Yes!

Finklestein – Ok Now I Hate You! Get The Hell Out My Office & Take That Gotdamn Birdsuit Off!  I Know Your Lil Ass Is Hot & Itchy With That Suit On!

Zion – I Am Taking It Off Cause I Just Now Decided I No Longer Wanna Be Eggbert Anymore!

Finklestein – Who Are You Now?

Zion – I’m Batman!

Finklestein – N*gga Wtf?  I Mean Um….. Yo It’s All Love Zion!  Once Again Nobody Hates You, Times Are Changing & Were All Honestly Just Trying To Keep Up.

Zion – Thanks Finklestein

Finklestein – I’m Not Finklestein Anymore!

Zion – Who Are You?

Finklestein – I’ll Know When The Xanax Kick In!

Abe Finklestein
The King Of Sports Humor