TRUMP CREATES MILLIONS OF NEW JOBS FOR BLACK PEOPLE- PICKING COTTON?

The Trump Administration Believes This Is A Win Win Forward Situation For The Black Community. From The Inner City Impoverished To The Working Middle Class, Economical Opportunity & Stable Development Is Now A Foreseeable Option For The Black Community.

“This Is Gonna Work!  Picking Cotton Is An Industry That Will Create Great Tremendously Wet & Bigly Financial Opportunities For Black Peoples, And Its A Skill They’re Already Born With”

Said President Trump While He Was Playing Golf & Eating Big Macs.  He Continued On Enthusiasticly By Saying — “They’ll Be Great At It”!  They Already Dominate Every Sport They Touch”!  Football, Basketball, Breakdancing & Now Picking Cotton”!  “Now Every Black Person Will Have A Job & Black Crime Will Go Down”.

When Presented With The Fact That Picking Cotton Is Not A Sport He Replied:

“Well It Is Now!  We Plan To Televise It, Put It In A Stadium (Named After Me Of Course ) Put Numbers On The Cotton Pickers, Challenge Them To Out Pick Each Other, Bring In A Ref And Watch Those Sons Of B*tches Win The First Pickerbowl”!

After Getting Word Of This Horrendously Offensive & Racist Proposition, Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson, True Black Leaders Stepped In To The Picture & Demanded To Speak To Trump!

Not To Stop It But Because They Wanted A Piece Of The Pay Per View Receipts.

That’s When Farrakhan Stepped In And Proceeded To Give A Long Drawn Out Speech! Very Long!  How Long?

Too Long!  Everybody Fell Asleep!

That’s When Obama Stepped In!  And In True Form Just Like His Presidency………

He Did Absolutely Nothing For Black People!

That’s When Jay Z & Diddy Stepped In And Angrily Demanded To See Trump!  Not To Change Things…….

But Because They Wanted First Dibs On Performing At Halftime Of The First Pickerbowl!

That’s When All The Black People Finally Got Fed Up, Got Together And Marched Down The Streets Holding Signs, Bearing Weapons, Shouting & Screaming “Trump Is A Racist”!  Stopping Traffic In The Process!  The Cops Came, The News Came, It Got Crazy, Not Just Crazy, We Talkin Cardi B Throwing A Shoe Crazy!  Chaos Erupted, Panic Ensued, Intensity Gripped The Air, A Dog Farted, There Was A Huge Explosion And Then!…. And Then!……. Aaaaand Then………………

……..Word Got Out That Trump Was Paying 18.50$ An Hour With Benefits & Paid Holidays Off…………..

Aaand Just Like That Everybody Was Coooool!

President Trump Went On To Say “It’s The Money!  People Will Do Anything For Money, Even Picking Cotton”!

“I Told You In The Beginning This Would Work”.

— Wow Folks Somehow Vladimir Trump — I Mean Um……

President Trump Wins Again.

How Does He Keep Doing This?

And Where Can I Get An Application?

Abe Finklestein
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