JAY Z CONFESSES BEYONCE DOESN’T WASH HER P*SSY AND IT STINKS!

The Hotel Suite Smelled Like Kitty Litter And Pickle Juice! The Kind Of Odor You Notice Immediately, And Then Your Face Frowns Up & You Say “D*mn”! Wtf? Open A Window Up In Dis B*tch!

This Was My First Major Celebrity Interview With The Carters At Their Hotel, Right After The Made In America Concert On The Philadelphia Parkway. And I Didn’t Wanna Blow It By Pointing Out The Obvious.

So I Dealt With The Odor By Wearing A Surgical Mask & Playing It Off Like It Was A Fashion Statement!  But What Was That Smell?  It Smelled Like….

“Your P*ssy”!  Jay Z Suddenly Screamed!  Bey You Need To Wash Your P*ssy! To Which Beyoncé Replied, “My Pussy Is Fine”!

Jay Z –  Naw Boo Your P*ssy Stinks! You Need To Wash It!

Beyoncé –  No I Don’t Because My P*ssy Washes Itself!

Jay Z –  How?

Beyoncé-  It’s Self Cleaning!

Jay Z –  No! That Doesn’t Work, After While The P*ssy Starts To Get Mangy! Go Put Your P*ssy In The Bathtub Right Now!

Beyoncé-  No! My P*ssy Self Cleans Using Nature & The Natural Juices Of God!  Deal With It Jay!  My P*ssy Is “Irreplaceable”!

Jay Z –   Hold Up Bey!  I Bought You That Pussycat From Pet Smart At Exactly 4.44 On Your B-day!  I Had A Suspicion & A Reasonable Doubt You Would Get Lazy & Not Wash Your New Pet Pussycat.

And You Havent Even Named It Yet,  What Did You Name The Cat?

Beyoncé-  I Can’t Tell You

Jay Z –  I Gottta Leave This Hotel Suite Right Now Yo!

Beyoncé-  Why?

Jay Z- Cause I’m Bout To Go Ape Sh*t!

Yo Bey!  Take That Shampoo & Wash Your New Pet Cat!

Wash Your P*ssy It Stinks!

Beyoncé- ( Whose Now Holding A Large Brown Cat ) My P*ssy Don’t Stink Jay!

Jay Z –  Abe, C’mon I Can’t Leave You Hear With My Wife While She Washes Her P**sy.

Abe Finklestein-. Oh Yes Da F**k You Can!  I Like Washing P*ssies- She-it!  Jigga Whut?  Jigga Who?!

Jay Z –  C’mon Abe Lets Go!  Dont Make Me Have To Roc A Fella!

Abe-  Ok Un-Athletic Man That’s D*mn Near 50 & Ain’t Gone Rock A Got- Damn Thing Over Here!

Jay Z –  What’s Thats Abe?

Abe – Um….Nothing

Jay Z –   And Oh Yea, One More Thing!

Abe –  Whats That Jay?

Jay Z – Yo…………………………… F*ck Nas!

Abe-  Jay Let It Go!  That Was 14 Yrs. Ago!

With That, We Both Left But Before I Exited I Turned Around & Whispered To Beyoncé-

“What Did You Name The Cat”?

To Which She Replied………

Becky!  Wit Da Good Fur!

Abe Finklestein
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