DONALD TRUMP PASSES AT 74 FROM COVID MEDICATIONS!

A Nation Is In Mourning As We Awoke To The Tragic News That President Trump Who Recently Contracted COVID 19, Has Passed.

Shockwaves are being felt around the world upon initial reception of the news,

However once we investigated further it has been revealed that 38 year old Walter Reed Hospital employee & Fort DuPont Projects resident Taniesha Richardson has been the victim of a massive misquote.

“I told the media that Trump had passed gas, not passed away!  I’m the nurse assigned to his room & trust me he all up in that jawn farting his got damn heart out!

Trump Got the whole damn room smelling like Magic Shaving Cream & Boiled eggs!

It’s all that covid medication &  hospital food, And Melania all up in here bustin her ass too!

Slapping the mattress & trying to act like she beatboxing but dat b*tch up in here straight bustin her Russian ass! 

Both of them nasty as f**k,  I’m fin ta duct tape a 12 pack of glade plugins to both their asses”! 

Wow! So Trump is not dead but you know what is?  The 2 minutes you spent reading this article!

But hey let’s keep it going! Go Share It, so someone else can delightfully kill their time too! ?

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor