Yo Hulk Hogan’s Hair line is jacked up! I mean this is bad were ” talkin” Peyton Manning bad were “talkin” Phila. Mayor Michael Nutter bad were “talkin” Terry Bradshaw bad! This is just horrible that man need to just stop playing with it and let it go cause it’s over! Hulk Hogan’s Hairline is so far back it’s on the guy in back of him! Hulk Hogan’s Hairline is so bad that the last time he sat in his Barber’s chair his Barber said.. And I qoute this “yo what da f#*k you expect me ta do wit dis sh*t hogan I’m not a magician”? Here at Abefinklestein we respect The Legendary Hulk Hogan as we know he’s beat just about every opponent he’s ever faced ( except for his ex wife Linda hogan ) until now he’s finally found an opponent he can’t beat! Not the Undertaker not Triple H or John Cena! It’s his Hairline ……..and just like his youth and wrestling prime it’s not coming back.