DEONTAY WILDER IS NOW CLAIMING HE LOSS CAUSE HE GOT BULLIED BY THE DWARF BOY!

Last Week The Entire Boxing World Was Shook Up When Deontay Wilder aka The Bronze Bomber Got Beat By Tyson Fury aka The Big Fat White Potato!

But The Dissapointment & Frustration Felt By Boxing Fans Because Of This Shockingly One Sided Loss Was Driven Even Further When Wilder Started Reeling Off More Excuses Than A Dallas Cowboys Fan On A Monday Morning!

We’ve Heard Them All, The Equilibrium Eardrum Excuse, The Mark Breland Shouldn’t Have Thrown In The Towel Excuse & The Overly Ridiculous, Highly Insulting To All Of Our Intelligence – My Costume Was Too Heavy & It Drained My Leg Strength Excuse!

But Wait! Just When You Thought Wilder Couldn’t Sink Any Lower He Now Claims Qauden Bayles, The 9 Year Old Dwarf Boy Who Achieved Internet Fame When A Video Of Him Crying About Being Bullied Went Viral, Barged Into His Dressing Room & Whooped His Ass!

“All I Know Is He Busted Into My Dressing Room, Delivered A Mayweather Like 8 Piece Combo To My Nuts, Then I Started Screaming I Can’t Feel My LEGGGS! I Can’t Feel My LEGGGS”!

Finklestein – Did Anybody Help You? Where Was Mark Breland?

Wilder – He Was At Walmart Buying White Towels

Finklestein – What About Your Trainer?

Wilder – He Was On A Train

Finklestein – To Where?

Wilder – To Walmart So He Could Help Mark Breland Buy More White Towels!

Man I’m Telling Y’all That Ain’t No Lil Kid, Thats A Grown Ass Man! He Had A Pack Of Newport Cigarettes A Blunt & A 40 Oz. She-it! Lil Kid My Ass That Lil Popeye Looking N**ga Punched My Nuts Up In To My Stomach!

And I Couldn’t Feel My LEGGGS!

Finklestein – Was He In A Wheelchair When He Did This?

Wilder – Yes!

Finklestein – Well Then Why Da Hell You Ain’t Stop Him? He Couldn’t Have Been Going That Fast In A Wheelchair Yo!

Wilder – Cause!……Cause…….. My LEGGGS!

I Couldn’t Feel My LEGGGS!

Abe Finklestein
The King Of Sports Humor