BREAKING NEWS: TOM BRADY GETS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AT WALMART!

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(UNASSOCIATED PRESS) TOM BRADY IS IN BIG TROUBLE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME IT HAS LED TO HIS ARREST! The Star Qaurterback who now has bigger problems then The NFL, was placed in Handcuffs in front of a Boston Suburban Walmart and was taken away for what appears to be Shoplifting Charges! Reports say Tom was in a 10 item check out lane with 12 items, this led to him being approached by Security who asked him to step out of line, this led to Tom acting nervous & fidgety and when asked by security if they could pat him down, Tom took off running!

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Tom was caught at the door, because let’s face it everybody knows White Qaurterback’s can’t run and also everybody knows Walmart Security sit around & drink coffee all day & wait for stuff like this to happen! Upon pat down Tom was found to be in possession of Ball deflating needles, knee pads, Vaseline & mouthwash. His Cell Phone, which was confiscated by Security contained one single text from Judge Richard Berman that said: ” Tom where are you at? You know what you have to do to keep your job! And this time….. No teeth!

It has been reported that Brady has since been released from jail and was picked up by none other than Judge Richard Berman, who immediately put Tom in the front seat of his car & drove away. As they drove away Tom Brady’s head Sank down out of view and after 5 seconds Judge Richard Berman screamed out!
“D**MIT TOM ! I SAID NO TEETH”!
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