SEPTA RE-OPENS SOMERSET STATION AS A DRUG PHARMACY! “SEPT-AID”!

 

 

 

 

After Massive Outrage & Constant Public Protests Septa, Phila’s Only Transportation Company has decided to re open its infamously troubled Somerset Station. Historically overwhelmed with drug traffic & people using drugs out in the open & Overdosing!

At first they were gonna shut it down  indefinitely but instead have went all out & opened a Full Service Pharmacy!

“SEPT-AID”

“We decided since everybody down there selling, we might as get our sell on too! Said Septa spokesperson Bruce Cool Whip Jones, So we called up our connects & now we got that! And we workin wit shorts too”!

“Now besides talking loudly & playing music on their cellphones, Philadelphians can proudly ride, stop, buy dope, sell dope, get a keycard & a dipset & more importantly piss in the corner when no one is looking!

As a company were proud of ourselves, Were changing lives!

Abe Finklestein: How?

Were selling drugs in the inner city communities!

Abe Finklestein : Is any of that money going to charity? 

Yes!

Abe Finklestein: What Charity?

Theyre Called Drugstop!

Abe Finklestein: What do they do? 

Um……they um……. stop people from selling drugs in the inner city communities. 

 Damn! This is why i f**kin hate yall!  ?

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor