(Unassociated Press) His hairline said Ive been trying to leave since 2008 but LeBron just won’t let it go! In An unbelievable and unprecedented move Cleveland Cavaliers Star Lebron James’s Hairline is calling it quits and is asking to be released from his contract. On a related note: who the hell knew hairline’s were getting full blown N.B.A contracts. my inside side sources (my cousin and dem) said that Lebron James’s Hairline  had said ” yo dog I been through this before with George Jefferson” we will keep you informed as LJH plans to move it on up to that Deluxe Apartment in the sky.
Abefinklestein1 This article was written for satire and entertainment purposes only.
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