(BREAKING NEWS) DONALD STERLING BUYS THE PHILA. SIXERS!

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(Unassociated Press) Donald Sterling Buys the PHILA Sixers in a last minute power move! Embattled former L.A Clippers owner just sent shockwaves through the NBA with this announcement that no one saw coming. He immediately fired Sixers head coach Brett Brown and replaced him with his estranged girlfriend Vivian Stiviano making her the first female NBA head coach in history. She immediately fired the whole Sixers roster and replaced them with her 18 brothers and sisters. This will be effective immediately so if you plan on going to a Sixers game anytime soon don’t be surprised to see small Thai men and women with good hair running around the court trying to score. When asked for a comment about this change Donald Sterling said “don’t bring those little people to my game”

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