CHIP KELLY TO HOWIE ROSEMAN: YO BACK DAT AZZ UP!

NOW THAT FULL CONTROL OF THe Player Personnel Department has been turned over to PHILA. EAGLES Head Coach Chip Kelly you can’t tell him “nuthin”! He’s all like get out my face G.M Howie Roseman I got dis! For years Roseman was “da man “making the decisions but after Chip Kelly turned in two winning seasons he was successfully able to convince Head owner Jeffrey (my forehead is so big it projects satellite images) to turn control over to him forcing Roseman to “back dat azz up “Either that or he must’ve gave the owner a Charms Blow Pop! Remember the NFL Draft 2015 begins April 30th and the consensus is the no.1 overall pick is Oregon QB , Heisman Trophy winner & Chip Kelly recruit Marcus Mariotta. Bottom line how many licks does it take to get to the center of Jeffrey Lurie’s wallet? Only Chip Kelly knows.

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