AYESHA CURRY FILES FOR DIVORCE! DEMANDS A TRADE FROM BEING STEPH CURRYS WIFE!

I Guess everyone saw this coming! When a full blown married woman starts acting out & wearing blond wigs there’s usually a problem, Ayesha Curry is a problem, she’s doing too much!

Now after Losing 35 lbs. & sporting An itchy looking blonde wig on social media,
Lightskin Eesh is now demanding a divorce from her husband NBA Superstar Steph Curry!

“Naw Not just a divorce im demanding a trade from being Steph Currys wife!

Steph ain’t meeting my demands, NBA Players do this all the time, My contract is up & i don’t want an extension”!

What Do You Want?

“I want a Big Black Lebron/Dwight Howard Type N**ga”!

Damn!!!

Yop! That’s what I wanna say when one of them Big Black Goliaths plug that thang up in me!

But what about Steph?

Number 1 He didnt just when The Championship, Number 2  His “D” is not good, Number 3 He didnt just when The Championship & his “D” is not good! It’s not penetrating the interior. 

But your already rich & married to an NBA Player, what more could you possibly want?

To be rich & married to an NBA Player with Good “D”!

Wow You’re very straight forward!

So was Lebron when he asked to be traded, he got his new team I’m a get my New “D”! Big “D”!

Now if you’ll excuse me I got a meeting with Shaquille O’neal.

For what?

He’s gonna show me how to take that “D” & not choke! 

Abe Finklestein

The King Of Sports Humor