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JAMIES WINSTON: MOMMY CAN I PLEASE JOIN THE NFL

WELL EVERYBODY IN THERE MOMMA KNOWS THAT 2013 Heisman Trophy winner Jamie’s Winston is entering this years draft but what everybody doesn’t know is he had to ask his MOMMA! As in his whole family that is! Jamies talked it over with moms and the clan about saying bye bye Florida State and moving on up like The Jeffersons ( a 1980’s black sitcom) To the big ole Pearly gates of the NFL. And we believe that conversation kinda went like this– hey mom and family should I join the NFL? And moms and them was probably. like–Oh hell yea! After running round embarrassing us all year by doing extremely stupid stuff like stealing snow crab legs! Uh duh boy you better get your big ole grown crab azz stealing behind out this house! Just kidding Jamies mulled it over and he’s stepping up and out the house to join the NFL and be a man for his family. The bottom line is we’re betting his lil sister wanted that back room. Jamies Winston is expected to be the No. 2 draft this year behind Oregon’s Marcus Marriota. Good luck Jamies we believe in you buddy! Now can you please take those crab legs out your pants?

Abe Finklestein

Sports humour

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