HEY CHIP! WHO’S “DA” HOT CHICK?
Philadelphia head coach and resident genius Chip Kelly is a man of many talents, I mean the guy is pretty much a football wizard. But honestly you never see this guy out on a date, does Chip Kelly have a girlfriend? That’s what you’re probably all asking but not us – you know what we’re saying? We’re saying what in the h-e double hockey sticks is the deal with the net that’s in front of them? C’mon what is this is Chip Kelly secretly Spider-Man? Are these two about to perform at the same bar The Blues Brothers did? Is this a slick advertisement for Net Zero? And why does Chip have on a dark green shirt with a light blue hat? Who dressed him Stevie Wonder? And come to think of it who dresses Stevie Wonder?
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In closing we’ll just say this Chip we hope this is your Girlfriend cause after spending most of the offseason making more cuts than Bruce Jenner’s Surgeon is about to, dude you seriously need to chill and besides you need a girlfriend to help you make better clothing decisions. The bottomline is Chip if you’re sticking your Snickers into this Kit Kat we wish you nothing but Almond Joy. P.s but just remember if you don’t win a Super Bowl The Philadelphia fans are gonna beat the Skittles out of you!
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