( UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) WOW CHIP KELLY HAS DONE IT AGAIN! Hide Ya wife, kids & the dog as no one is safe, Chip just can’t stop trading and subsequently ( that’s our big word for today ) has pulled off the most unexpected blockbuster trade of all time! Yes Chip Kelly has just traded The Phila Eagles Mascot “Swoop” for The Phillies “Phanatic” ( The Phila Phillies Mascot ) and get this just to sweeten the deal he threw in Former GM Howie Roseman + 2 waterboys! Could this be a new trend in The NFL? will the PHANATIC attend OTA’S & Training camp? Will he take reps in practice? Will he start in a game?
Before you esteemed readers come to the conclusion that this article is sublime & ridiculous remember this is Chip “I’ve got more cuts than Steven Spielberg” Kelly a man who will trade anybody & anything, chances are while you were reading this article he probably traded your house and car. You better run outside right now you just might catch that Tow Truck!