AARON HERNANDEZ: WATCH ME BECOME THE NEXT MALCOLM X

image( UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) MOMENTS AFTER THE GUILTY VERDICT WAS READ AARON HERNANANDEZ MOUTHED WHAT WAS THOUGHT TO Be the words” be strong ” to his fiancée but what he really said was ” By any means necessary”! Yes folks Aaron Hernandez is trying to be the next Malcolm X! He didn’t just strike that ” I’m a put my fingers to my chin and look intelligent” pose for nothing. Our sources ( a fat middle aged woman who works in the courthouse cafeteria who for some reason smells like Mexican cat litter sex ) gave us an interview outback in front of the dumpster and says she was told by a security guard that Aaron was overheard quoting the Q’oran and screaming out that Allah would get him through.

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But another prisoner said Aaron was screaming because he couldn’t move his bowels.  ( jailhouse food will do that to you ) His cell mate John “The Big Gay” Stewart has said that Aaron has been making Bean Pie chee chee’s ( prison slang for noodles made in the same sink you wash your azz in ) and reciting Malcolm X speeches way into the wee hours until someone finally says ” yo man shut da f*#k up wit dat bullsh*t dog you in hear for murder”!

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But that won’t stop Aaron as he has placed an order on his weekly commissary for a Beenie and a prayer mat and he is asking to be referred to as Malcolm Hernandez. Here is one of Aaron’s Speeches ” We as a people have been bestowed in democracy and as messengers of Allah we must………….. ( This speech was interrupted by Aaron’s cell mate having to  take a dump) sorry! But you know that picture where Aaron’s fingers are to his chin? Yea we bet those same fingers are now covering his nose.

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