5 REAL THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF CONOR MC’GREGOR ACTUALLY FOUGHT FLOYD MAYWEATHER!

LET’S NOT WASTE ANYTIME! A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO UP & COMING MMA STAR ( And Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons look alike) CONOR MCGREGOR CALLED OUT NEWLY RETIRED CHAMP & Soon to be Boxing Legend Floyd Money Mayweather.

Were not gonna get into what he said or the fact that these two will probably never fight, but instead i choose to bring you what would happen, in this world of ridiculously overhyped, overblown & overpaid, circus type media fights! Where everybody benefits but you the consumer!

Here it is folks! 5 REAL THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF CONOR MC’GREGOR ACTUALLY FOUGHT FLOYD MAYWEATHER!

NO. 1 – There’s not enough money for Floyd to come out of retirement to fight this man so there would have to be an offer of 100 million$ at least! Plus Floyd would want a piece of the gate & PPV revenues. Who would guarantee this? Nobody in Boxing or MMA would, but some Filthy Rich Person would! Presumably An Arab Sheik who doesn’t care about how much money comes back! He justs wants to say “I did it”! So based on that, the fight would be on!

NO. 2 – Who’s gonna switch styles? Floyd’s definitely not gonna do it so Conor Mcgregor, who at that point has probably been talking so much trash about how he’s gonna beat Floyd, would have no choice but to switch from his MMA style to that of Boxing. Foolishly i might add! So its agreed, this will be a Boxing Match.

NO. 3 – DANA WHITE Of UFC Fame, along with Ronda Roussey goes on every major sports show there is to declare that Conor is the superior athlete and that Floyd is too old and has absolutely no chance!

NO. 4 – The Media has a field day promoting this as The Fight of The Century! But Boxing purists know different and realize this fight is Bullsh*t and all about the money! Despite that, the fight actually sells out and does record breaking PPV numbers as Non Boxing purists & Boxing Purists come to see The Fight for what it really & truly is, a Circus Attraction!

NO. 5 – The Fight Actually happens! And Conor Mcgregor who is The Crowd Favorite, comes out aggressive and every punch he throws, hit or miss is greeted with “Ooghs” & “Aaghs” and applauded loudly! Conor’s looking good! But logic says that somewhere between Round 2 & 3 Mayweather catches Conor with that ridiculous hand-speed and jabs his chin into Wonderland! Conor gets T.K.O’ed or Knocked out then protests loudly that he never should’ve switched his style up!

In the end everyone gets what they want! Floyd gets his money, Vegas gets their money, Non Boxing Purists get to say “We saw The Fight of The Century” and Boxing Purists get to say “We told you so”!

And as for Conor, well hopefully The Writers of The Simpsons read this article and give em a shot!

Abe Finklestein
Sports Humour

There it is folks! That’s just how it would happen. If you disagree then leave a comment.

Abe Finklestein
Sports Humour