MARIOTA TO NFL: JUST SHOW ME THE MONEY!

WELL OREGON QB MARCUS MARIOTA IS GOING PRO and that means he’s bout to get PAID!! You can say what you want but it all comes down to the “MONEY”! it always does. For a long time now The NFL has been turning newly drafted wet behind the ears college players into instant millionaire’s and expect things to be no different for Mr. Mariota. Yeah in the coming weeks your gonna hear about his stats and his career at The University of Oregon and what not. But it’s all about the “MONEY” ! Yeah he went and talked it over with his family and said my 3 yrs. at Oregon (which he was 11th in the nation this season with 296.9 pa yds. And second nationally with 42 td passes in his 3 yr. career) have been awesome and I’d like to thank Chip Kelly and Blah,blah,blah But it’s all about the “MONEY” MARIOTA is 6″4 weighs 219 and has a completion rate of 68.3 yea he’s gonna be a millionaire. A lot of teams want you but the The Tampa Bay Bucs, The Titans and The Jacksonville Jaguars have first dibs in this upcoming draft. The Bottomline is we like Marcus and the fans do to. But if he gets drafted by a losing team and they get trashed every week he’ll be ok. You know why because……………. Say it with me say it with me……………………………it’s all about the money.

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